No One Should Fuck Carolers

Black Christmas: 👻👻👻👻/🦇🦇

Better Watch Out: 👻👻👻👻/🦇🦇🦇🦇

We're kicking off the horrordays with 1974's Black Christmas and 2017's Better Watch Out! What, besides the Christmas season, do these films have in common? Can Amy and Mikayla ever properly rehearse a song? Would it surprise you to know that Mikayla loves true crime? What the fuck is with all these carolers?

All this and more in Eep!sode 2!




A Canadian Christmas

A Canadian Christmas

Black tea (TeaGschwender Christmas tea), brewed with cinnamon stick

1.5 oz Cream sherry

.75 oz Canadian whisky

1/2 tsp Lemon juice

Honey, to taste

Lemon wedge for garnish

Brew tea with cinnamon, let steep for at least 5 minutes. Stir in sherry, whisky, lemon, and honey. Serve hot with lemon wedge.

Psycho Chiller

Psycho Chiller


Raspberry liqueur

Cranberry bitters

Pomegranate seed


Pour raspberry liqueur, cranberry bitters, and pomegranate seeds in glass. Top with champagne. No exact measurements needed - just eyeball it.

Show Notes:

Black Christmas

Wikipedia. "Black Christmas (1974 film)". Last edited 30 November 2017.

"Black Christmas", Review. 

Jsyn. "Bob Clark interview". May 2005.

Faculty of Horror. "EPISODE 1. HALLOWEEN (1978) VS BLACK CHRISTMAS (1974)". 31 December 2012.

Brandon Bosch. "Gender In the Slasher Film Genre." Sociology Department, Faculty Publications. 333. 10 October 2016.

Paul Bloom. "The Root of All Cruelty?" 27 November 2017.

Amanda Marcotte. "Reproductive Coercion: A Widespread Form of Domestic Violence Supported by Anti-Choice Legislation" 2 June 2013.



Better Watch Out


Barbara Bradley Hagerty. "When your child is a psychopath...". June 2017.

Wikipedia. "Better Watch Out (film)". Last edited 1 December 2017.

Chris Peckover. "Hi, I’m Chris Peckover, director and co-writer of BETTER WATCH OUT. AMA!". 6 October 2017.

In the Mouth of Dorkness. "CHATcast: Chris Peckover Director of Better Watch Out". 25 October 2017.

University of Michigan Sexual Assault Prevention and Awareness Center. "Sexual Assault Misconceptions". 2017

Joshua Millican. "Science Proves It: Horror Movies Make You Horny!". 30 June 2017.

What's Up? Dr. Ruth. "Wes Craven and Clive Barker discuss sexuality". 4 August 2011.

Stacy Liberatore. "Just how lethal were the traps in Home Alone? Expert reveals how they would REALLY affect a person - and some could kill". 23 December 2016.

Kaya, Kamil Hakan et al. “Timely Management of Penetrating Neck Trauma: Report of Three Cases.” Journal of Emergencies, Trauma, and Shock 6.4 (2013): 289–292. PMC. Web. 1 Dec. 2017.